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Trump down!
In the barely believable disaster movie that is now American politics, a new twist has the world dropping popcorn and rubbing it’s desensitized eyes in startled dismay…
The plot thickens. So it seems, does the electorate. An evil force has attacked the supreme leader, President Donald J. Trump. ‘Stand by’ Proud Boys. Stand by QAnon adherents. Stand by all you great Americans who helped overthrow the maybe Communist, maybe Muslimist, definitely not white, and now devil worshipping embodiment of evil; Barrack Obama. You helped to elect The Donald to what is still the most powerful position on earth, and you may soon be called upon to protect him. Your time may finally be nigh!
The President has Covid 19! The very same disease you brave and pioneering truthers have known all along was just something cooked up in a lab in Wuhanistan. You know the one. Kung flu! Your leader is under attack.
Or was Covid 19 just a Democratic conspiracy designed to take the veneer off of the flawless visage of the great and holy Trump? Well, whatever it was, it’s all fake news! Faker than fake. And I tell you, Donald knows more about fake than anybody else in the world. He has friends who are experts in fake. Really good friends. Substantial friends….
