Snowmen

Photo by Cristian Tarzi on Unsplash

Snowmen don’t have brains
Snow’s too cold for thinking,
And if the snowman's thoughts got heavy
Its brain would just start sinking.

Then all that would be left
Would be a brain in a lumpy puddle,
And like people who stare at car crashes,
We’d gather in a huddle.

We’d see how sick we really are
Our lust for death and scars,
That’s why snowmen don’t have brains
And why they don’t drive cars.